Weight Loss Programme

Right, last time I asked this question some smart alec told me to go on a diet - so I did. I am now a stone lighter and of course it has dawned on me that it is not my weight that it the problem, it is the bike as I only notice it when hauling the darn thing around my yard. So, quickest fixes are one of those new fangled batteries and an aftermarket exhaust. Warranty expires in October so then I can do what I feel like. I am looking for weight loss NOT performance gain, so what is the best silencer to replace the standard one? also would this involve an engine remap and if so, how do I get one? Incidentally, since the last service it is a bit snarky when cold, unless you get it just right the bugger stalls. Bike is a Tiger Sport.

 

I could be a skeleton and the bike will still weigh the same as two pigs.

 

Anyone got an SC project exhaust? Can you fit the low level one if you have a centre stand?