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Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Pommie Tom, Apr 27, 2018.

  1. Pommie Tom

    Pommie Tom New Member

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    being new to joining groups such as this I am continually surprised at what I read I really don't want to offend any of you ladies but what's all this ear plugs Kevlar body armour gps blue tooth sh&$ am I really that unhip I like to ride for comfort and pleasure hearing my t100 growl and love shooting between the traffic at lights even (god forbid) testing the bike on the twisties and giving it to her on the straightsOr is just that there is a large number of Ulysses members trawling the bike world hopeing to hear some honest replies THANKS YAWL
     
  2. Havit

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    Now i know why they call Australia the Out Back :p:D:D:bomb:
     
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  3. Callumity

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    I am with you...up to a point. I long ago went through a hedge and my Levi’s at night having hit gravel on a tight bend. Much as I enjoyed the firework display that seemed to be in slo mo it taught me the value of basic protection.
    So, no ear plugs but kevlar jeans or leather unless pootling and a wee clock on the bars because my watch is buried but resolutely no other gadgets or gizmos. If I fall off again I might consider ABS but only if it is a factor in the dismount!
     
  4. crispey

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    #4 crispey, Apr 27, 2018
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    Not everyone rides solely for pleasure, I use a satnav as I use the bike to go to work, which isn’t any one place but loads of different locations and also for delivering blood at night around london and the Home Counties, I’m not sure how old you are but my eyesight is pants and if it’s peeing down with rain, freezing cold it’s a bit of a faff to stop, take your gloves off, open your jacket, get your reading glasses out, get the map out, get off the bike, get under a street lamp hopefully under cover, find where you’re trying to get to, fold up the soggy map, put it away, put your glasses away, zip up your jacket, put your gloves on, get back on your bike, then wonder why you stopped,( don’t forget old fart!,) remember it was to look at the map then repeat all the above!! That compared to a tinny voice saying “ turn left at the next junction “and “you have reached your destination” is really a no brainier for me.
    If you ask me why I use ear plugs I’d reply “pardon?”
    Also useful for clearing out earwax.
    Protective trousers? Well it gets wet and cold here and waterproof and warmth seems to come with protection.
    This is only my outlook on it, others might have a different opinion.
    Oh, and I wear a decent crash helmet, how ridiculous is that?
    When I ride for pleasure I usually have the same gear too, so maybe I haven’t answered your question.:);)
     
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  5. Havit

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    How can wearing Body Armour be a bad thing???
     
  6. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    I ride for pleasure but I use a sat nav.
    If I’m going somewhere I haven’t been before it’s handy.
    Body armour and ear plugs are a no brainer.
    But this sounds like a windup to me. Pommie Tom suggests Australia but Yawl suggests some one is American rather than Australian. Then again no Australian would describe himself as a pommie as it’s seen as a slightly insulting nick name for a Brit ........
    Sorry this doesn’t ring true to me
     
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  7. Hack Driver

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    I'm not sure if you've had a proper welcome - so welcome to the forum! I hope Gary M isn't right, but I'm going to lay out the following anyway. I think you've gotten a sample of reasons about why people do, or don't gear-up. I've ridden and owned several bikes of all styles for 50 years. Currently I'm on a sidecar rig (hack) because my legs just don't cooperate sometimes.

    Since the beginning, I've geared-up to different levels to provide a reasonable margin of safety considering 1) where I ride (city, highway, twisties, desert, mountains), 2) what I ride (cruiser, cafe, etc.), 3) when I ride (night, day, freezing weather, burning heat, rain, potential for fast weather changes), 4) what I know about the roads (will there be sand on the turns, or chickens and dogs running around), 5) who I'm riding with (it's easier to control testosterone when you're alone), and most importantly, 6) how I intend to ride when I leave the house.

    Sometimes, I just know when I walk out the door that I'm going to do the ton+ as soon as I hit the road and risk my license. Other times, I'm a lot more mellow and I don't gear up. When I intend to ride hard, or in what I think are 'dangerous' conditions, it's good boots, heavy jeans, a leather coat with armor, good gloves, and a full face or modular helmet. When I'm on my hack, it's an open face helmet, goggles, t-shirt, jeans, tennis shoes, and sometimes gloves. I truly hate all forms of electronics because I like to explore and enjoy where I am. But I do have a Zumo in the trunk of the sidecar and I generally have a cell phone with me in case I'm lost and I have to make a fast trip home for an emergency.

    Some of us have had friends die on bikes and seen the aftermath (70 mph, hit a pot hole, collapse the forks, skid for 100 yds, on your face, die). Some of us have been banged up pretty bad through the years with broken bones and road rash. We laugh about it, but it hurts like hell. Some of us have been very lucky and only had minor, or no accidents. Given all of the factors above, I truly believe the next accident is all about luck and not so much skill. There are too many things out there that can hurt you. You don't control them all. If you're really good, you usually 'skate' through a few potential incidents until your luck runs out. It makes sense to me to take 'reasonable' precautions to avoid the hospital.
     
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  8. andypandy

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    No offence taken. Now grow up. No offence intended.
     
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  9. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    My thoughts too , not sure if that’s the OP intention but it comes across as a wind up rather than a genuine question.
    Wear what you want at the end of the day, but if you lose your hearing due to failing to wear ear plugs , come off and suffer road rash or worse due to lack of reducing those risks we all share, because of lack of adequate preventative measures.
    Dont come complaining about it on here.
     
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  10. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but YAWN
     
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  11. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    It’s fun ;) As you’re hungry here’s a roll and sausage with black pudding. Help yourself to the Irn Bru :)
     
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  12. Red Thunder

    Red Thunder Crème de la Crème

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    It is true, we have the photos!!!
     
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  13. Tucker 1963

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    Just thought I'd let you know I like to stay safe so I wear a condom when I ride my bike and nothing else.
    And yes it is a BLACK One
    :p: unamused:: unamused:
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  14. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    Ribbed :neutral::)
     
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  15. Tucker 1963

    Tucker 1963 Elite Member

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    Yes and flavoured:p: unamused:Tucker
     
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  16. Sprinter

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    #16 Sprinter, Apr 27, 2018
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    I have only had one bike with ABS, I find it intrusive, ( by defination, although intrusive none the less).
     
  17. Col_C

    Col_C I can't re...Member

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    For me above all else "biking" is an INDIVIDUAL hobby, so I'm quite happy for you to ride around on your T100 with no protection etc.
    Personally I am quite attached to my skin and hearing, I'd prefer to keep both. And I quite like to get where I intended without endlessly stopping to check a map.

    Just keep an eye out for those rues and utes or you might be wishing you'd donned the Kevlar.
    No offence mate.:)
     
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  18. Rich Bryce

    Rich Bryce Dead Eye Dick

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    As I've ridden with you Tony I can attest it ain't a pretty sight, but very liberating nonetheless.
     
  19. Pommie Tom

    Pommie Tom New Member

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    Most of my ridding is highway normal average speed around 110 to 140 that's klms
     
  20. Pommie Tom

    Pommie Tom New Member

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    I started this thread not as a troll but for a bit of fun and banter (it can get lonely out hear in the sticks with no one but me mate Jim ( beam ) for company oh and I write like I ride no time for punctuation or full stops Have a great day YAWL
     
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