Noisy Motorcycles

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FTFY Duck

 

In a way I do agree. There are a few bikers out there. And it's not the pipes it how they just got to rev the arse of their bike when anyone is around and blip blip blip. Sorry mate I heard it and it does not make me smile think they are just idiots thank god they are fewer than the rest of us. And all my bike have after market cans not to offend or blow people's eardrums out just pleasant to me and when I go into built up area's they are quite enough not to offend. But I find the schoolboy racers on their peds are the worst offenders they rip around these villages with little or no exhaust making noise going nowhere. They meet their mates and all sit there trying to damage each others hearing. Ban peds.
Regards
Joe.

 

I'm sitting here reading this, whilst there is some young prat outide in a crap corsa making far more noise than most bikes .

 

EXACTLY
There’s enough Feckin do gooders out there having a go at motorbikers without us having a go at each other

EVERYTHING LOUDER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIVES

 

We’re becoming extinct anyway mate cos most of us are Feckin dinosaurs
Went for a walk at the weekend with wor lass and as we got back into our street a young lad on a Suzuki scrambler used our culdesac for a short cut back to his estate across the main road
Noisy exhaust and no crash helmet
Everyone that was out stopped and looked at him and everyone got out of the way because they heard him
Wor lass wasn’t best pleased and her and some of the neighbours were full of angst and indignation at the audacity of this young man enjoying himself
I bit my tongue until I was back in the house and said that’s what I did when I was his age
It was over in a couple of seconds like it is with most passing motorbike’s
The tutting head shakes and inverted snobbery went on for a lot lot longer than the so called offence

LET HIM WHO IS WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE

 

Aye I'd feckin hit you with it Jesus, if you didn't sway around so much.

 

Duckadiledundee.
Unless when you run out of petrol.
Joe.

 

I am just sitting here listening to a car would say six cylinder and it sounds gorgeous.
Joe.

 

I feckin knew it
Be painting his bike with Feckin rainbows next

 

Yes Duckadildundee I see you could be. But you still did a fantastic job getting it back to the way it is now. Tell the truth I have done the same. But all credit to you. You got there I didn't I got picked up and went home. Does that help to restore your friendship with me.
Grovel
Joe.

 

I have the TORS pipe on my bike because it looks great, but I would be happier if it was quieter, although, to be fair, this one, (my third), isn't bad. I really am not a fan of excessively noisy exhausts.

 

Errr, did you read that back???

 

Shhhh he’s another one
Raving CHROMEOSEXUAL

 

What I don’t like about noisy exhausts is how expensive they are,there’s fuck all too them there must be some right mark up on them. They’ll not ban them as they know electric bikes are around the corner like it or not and that the noisy old fuckers are dying off So they’ll have nowt to worry about .

 

Duckadiledundee.
Don't think that is ever going to happen. And thankyou my hat size has now gone one size bigger.
Regards
Joe.

 

"Johnny Fartpants"? @Smilinjack, you just brought me my biggest laugh of the day. I'd like to co-opt that nickname for my own future use when the circumstances warrant if you don't mind.

 

Oooh, the great phrases being tossed about on this thread. I'd like to co-opt the term "chromeosexual" along with Smilinjack's "Johnny Fartpants, if you don't mind, Dilli!

As I've said before, I learn something new on this forum daily. Earlier today it was the Brembo brake recall. And now it's Johnny Fartpants and Chromeosexual. Bonus!