Featured Rocket My Name Is.......

Discussion in 'America, Speedmaster & Rocket' started by dilligaf, Mar 2, 2020.

  1. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    CERBERUS :imp::skull::cool:
    I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THE UNDERWORLD :skull:
    I SERVE THE ONE TRUE MASTER :cool:
    HE WHO IS KNOWN AS DILLIGAF:cool:
    DO NOT MESS WITH ME OR MY MASTER :mad: OR I’LL OPEN THE GATES OF HADES:imp: AND TAKE YOU TO ENDURE AN ETERNITY OF PAIN WITHOUT MOTORBIKES OR ALCOHOL :eek:
    AND EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SHIT IT’LL BE A FECKIN BIG HEDGEHOG :tired_face:
    Anyway it’s lovely to meet you all :heart:
    Be good and be careful :confused:
    I’m watching :p FC5AFD59-64B3-4426-AA89-3D162F6950EE.jpeg 2AE72F60-E4B8-4FFA-A2E5-B5D17F5CCAC6.jpeg C0B57F1C-9900-4985-875C-EB63F7E1EC80.jpeg 9454D0F2-3CF5-4A06-86AD-199C084E657B.jpeg
     
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  2. Rspete

    Rspete Elite Member

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    It looks a bit Norbert to me! :joy:
     
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  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    I wanted to mate :) but some sissy pants already claimed that name :joy::p
     
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  4. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    What straight in with the name, no 20 pages of absolute shite to drive us all mad, are you going soft on us @dilligaf :imp:
     
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  5. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    :eek: I’ve just had an ALERT from CERBERUS :mad:
    You’re name’s in his book o_O
    Tread carefully my friend as I have no control over him o_O and he’s a bad tempered bastid :imp::p
     
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  6. Wessa

    Wessa Cruising

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    I think I need to be worried now :confused::confused:
     
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  7. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    Isn't that the name of Maureen Lipmans dog in Coronation Street?:D:D
     
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  8. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Feckin is an all :eek:
     
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  9. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    I nearly peed myself then - thanks...:p:p
     
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  10. stollydriver

    stollydriver Elite Member

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    If were going down the dogs names - how about Scooby Doo, Scrappy Doo or Little Hobo :p:p:p
     
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  11. capt

    capt Elite Member

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    Good of you to name your beast after an Australian Naval vessel.
    HMAS CERBERUS nice to be supported by our Antipodean Bikers ;););)
     
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  12. Tigcraft

    Tigcraft Unheard of Member

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    Three Bell ends???
     
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  13. Easy Tiger

    Easy Tiger Elite Member

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    ARRRRH! Wessa you've had it now. :eek:
     
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  14. dilligaf

    dilligaf Guest

    Well it’s about the same size :eek:
     
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  15. Oldfart

    Oldfart Senior Member

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    Inspired choice!

    Oldfart
     
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  16. Rspete

    Rspete Elite Member

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    Wait a minute here, hes gone and done, our new owner....... He's gone and done it.

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  17. Rspete

    Rspete Elite Member

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    What ya saying spare head number 1?

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  18. Rspete

    Rspete Elite Member

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    Looker, he's left that bliddy health and safety notice on it :mad::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.
    What a wussy pants

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  19. Rspete

    Rspete Elite Member

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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  20. PH1969

    PH1969 Well-Known Member

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    ....and the fork reflectors. He's not the guardian of Hades, he's a very naughty boy.
     
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