Multi Tasking

Yesterday I was at St Helens RFC watching the quarterfinal of the Challenge Cup.

Our season tickets give us access to the Premier Lounge where we always have a meal and drinks before the game and before I take my seat I usually go for a pish.

I take my place at the urinals and at the next one is a young guy holding his pr*ck with one hand and texting on his mobile phone with the other.

Who said men can’t multi task.

I was just hoping he’d drop his mobile phone in the urinal unfortunately he didn’t

 

Trust you to think of that

He may be a member of your club ‘The Urinal Snappers’

 

I was going to say that there’s something wrong with you and Andypandy.

Seeing as Wayne is involved there’s definitely something wrong with you’s