Good To Know.

Harleys are slow and heavy but chicks dig them. They are America's most expensive vibrator. Thought you should know .

 

Why you always stay upwind of littleade so I've been told

 

The square root of 1000 is 31.623

 

The last full blooded Aboriginal was a female called Truganini 1812-1876

 

The now named Isle of Man tt went to the Isle of Man because the speed limit on on the streets on the mainland was 20mph

 

Bears are catholic.

And the pope shits in the forest.

 

our pope does it in the woods cos the forest is too far away

 

Gosh you are posh, you have your own pope ???

All the Scottish catholics just share one !!!

 

When the first primitive life was being formed from a black gooey substance, water and lightning, that black gooey substance is now called "vrill". Not to be confused with "vril".

 

You lot are fruit loops, but that's something you lot already know.

 

When my wife comes home and I'm not in, I'm out.

 

Im having Steak pie tonight..Thats good to know...for me

 

Snakes hear through their jaws, it's also been proven mathematically that bumble bees are unable to fly due to their small wing area.
Good for us to know but not the poor bumble bee.

 

The rabbit flea has the most complicated penis of any animal, due to the mechanism required to 'activate' it !!!!

 

Not, if they wear that special waterproof Twatsuit (see DD on Banter/Kielder)...

But I think you already know...

 

I can throw an apple further than a banana

 

Thats only cause the banana will come back to you

 

You can't make old friends...