Flaming Trash Can

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  1. Old dumb arse

    Old dumb arse Noble Member

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    So the GF's document shredder was really having a tough time. So I decided to lube it with some DRY Teflon spray lubricant. So I got a pair of needle nose pliers ran it in reverse, and pull out all the stray bits of paper. Gave it a couple of good sprays, and put the lid back on. I thought I would try it out and grabbed a piece of paper and fed it in. It made a big POOF like sound (small explosion). I quickly grabbed the bin portion and raced to the nearest exit door. By that time there was a 6-in ball of flames rapidly consuming the loosely shredded paper. Picture this, a guy in boxer shorts running outside his home looking for a place to dump the flaming mess. So I guess butane is still a cheap eco-friendly propellant!
     
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  2. Dave49

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    I hope they were flame-resistant boxer shorts. :eek:
     
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  3. Cyborgbot

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    I bet the neighbours had a bit of a shock seeing you in ur grundies!

    Hope you hadn’t a ‘morning glory’ to make the situation worse.
     
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  4. Old dumb arse

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    If I "woody" of had a morning glory, there'd be a line of women at the door
     
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    Is that the exit door?
     
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  6. Old dumb arse

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    It's typically is for entrance duty
     
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    Eco friendly, not human friendly

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  8. Dave49

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    #8 Dave49, May 21, 2021
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    'Do not apply on or around energized electrical equipment'. 'EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE.' Hmm... On this side of the pond, we have a saying: "If all else fails, read the instructions." (Not saying we always do, though.)
     
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  9. Cyborgbot

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    Just got the reference to the ‘exit door’ ew..: hahahaha
     
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