Ear Plugs

I'm not going where you might think with this...

I was in Lidl the other day, carried my helmet... Had a good curry for lunch, you know.

Farted. Thought to myself "yeah, that was pretty quiet, got away with it".

Everybody was staring at me.

Aha. Earplugs.

#note to self.

 

Dont hit me with them negative waves man.... Woof woof

PS... Thought you meant the Landy for a moment. Driving that is like going to a Motorhead concert, still hear the music 2 hours after you get out.

 

No, but some foreign dude sidled up to me, coughed profusely, and said in a heavy slavic accent. "What did you see last Tuesday?" to whit I replied "A pink elephant". He nodded and said "We'll be in touch". ??