Customer service

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by folkbloke, Dec 23, 2013.

  1. folkbloke

    folkbloke Well-Known Member

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    I am always amazed these days when someone actually appears to give a damn.

    I have a 4 year old Aurora paper shredder that stopped working last week. Being a bloke wot finks he can fix fings sometimes I took it apart and found a nylon gear worn.

    More in hope than expectation I emailed the company thinking I probably wouldn't even get acknowledgement but a couple of days later I got an email saying they'd send me a new part free of charge.

    The Christmas spirit is not yet dead :biggrin:
     
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  2. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    Try Givi - guaranteed for life! Try Woods of Abergele - apparently guaranteed until they decide they can't give a fuck any more! (Without prejudice). x
     
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  3. SteveJ

    SteveJ Super Moderator

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    Try Kawasaki UK had a bike that was 2 months out of warranty and the gearbox packed up, after about 3 months of waiting to get a Kawasaki garage at Guildford to look at it which was Febuary they said they could fix it in March (the following year) and Kawasaki UK said that as it was out of warranty and as it was a Ninja 636 it had most probally been tracked and they would not help in any way!! :mad:

    Needless to say that I will never go near another heap of green shite again!!
     
  4. P19DJG

    P19DJG Banned

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    Whilst we are on that very subject.... Does anybody want to buy Brys old 2007 Street Triple? Just asking x
     
  5. SteveJ

    SteveJ Super Moderator

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    Sorry let me rephrase that 'Never go near another Kawasaki heap of green shite again!!'
     
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  6. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    What made you imply that this exceptionally fine motorcycle is a heap of shite? OK it runs on three - oh, it's supposed to! How many is your gay twin running on these days, if any?

    Hope you burn in hell and you've had a good Christmas. And all the best for the New Year. x
     
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  7. P19DJG

    P19DJG Banned

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    I dont have a gay twin, just an older sister. Thanks for asking x
     
  8. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    Sorry, your imaginary gay twin, that you bum while you touch yourself - like you posted in 'the other forum'. My bad for mentioning it here, sorry. :rolleyes:
     
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  9. P19DJG

    P19DJG Banned

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    Oh that gay twin?
    Bry you are a total cunt! You promised you wouldnt mention that on this here forum. I told you about my little fetish in the strictest confidence.

    As you have clearly broken my trust i am left with no option other than this......
















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    I presume everybody was aware that you once got your head stuck in a cattle grid?
     
  10. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    The head of my nob! x
     
  11. P19DJG

    P19DJG Banned

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    Possibly, knobhead x
     
  12. SteveJ

    SteveJ Super Moderator

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    So did they get the sheep out that was stuck in the cattle grid at the same time Bry?? :tongue:
     
  13. brybrem

    brybrem Senior Member

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    Hoi! angry.gif

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  14. chefon2wheels

    chefon2wheels Member

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    #14 chefon2wheels, Dec 29, 2013
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    Got any pictures? Just asking [​IMG]
     
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  15. P19DJG

    P19DJG Banned

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    No i havent. I dont even speak to the cunt to be honest.
    If you really want to know what she looks like, imagine the character Andy Pipkin, played by Matt Lucas but with a bit more hair on top & bigger tits, oh & minus the wheelchair.
     
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  16. chefon2wheels

    chefon2wheels Member

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    Oh, you tease [​IMG]
     
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