Thruxton Clumsy Git

So, a few weeks ago I wheeled her out of the garage (on level ground), put the side stand down, turned around to close the door, only to hear a crunch... Turned around to see her laying on her side

Bent gear change
Bent bar end mirror, scuffed endcap
Snapped clutch lever
Dented/Scraped V&H exhaust
Scratched lower engine case & badge
2x Scuffed indicators
Scratched Tail light
Scratched seat hump

To this day I have no idea...
1. What exactly happened - I guess I didn't get the stand down fully ?!?
2. How on earth the top of the tail light & seat hump got such damage... It must have bounced & rolled !?!

 

Cheers guys, it's only money
Trying not to laugh at your 'incident' DD

To add to the amusement / frustration / incompetence... I thought I'd snagged a mint, used bargain... Thruxton seat hump in white on eBay, only to get it & find it's a different bloody white!!

In better days, with matching seat hump...