Cheap boots

Would be if they had any 'normal' sizes available. lol

 

Might fit me using 30 pairs of socks!
In fact thinking more about it, I could possibly try a size 12 over the top of my 'normal' size boot for extra protection.
Look nice sat in my new red BMW sidecar with my feet hanging over the sides

 

Well that makes me half normal coz I am an 11

lol and half a man too

 

Might argue that the 'normal' sizes have all been sold due to demand leaving size 6,11 & 12 which without risking a kick up the arse from a size 11 or 12 boot could be classed as 'abnormal'
Crane your necks and your big feet in, I am only joking! lol
Have you heard the song by Fats Waller "Your feets too big" ?

 

Well chuffed that I've made the Boys category, can't see my feet growing much now apart from bunions and gout, so I have quickly come to terms with the fact that I am now officially 'one of the boys'
Cheers Jez, you've made my day!

 

I have it on a Fat's Waller EP from around 1960. Def appropriate for these guys.

 

Having suddenly been placed in the 'boys' category, I herewith give up any ideas that I may have harboured relating to me growing up when I have attained the age of 80 or preferably beyond!
I always thought that growing up was a vastly overrated concept! Now I don't need to bother!