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I have.....that says something Ah

 

So you nearly made being an absolute tosser, there's still time mate

 

My claim to being an absolute tosser was coming back from the NEC Bike Show on a Freezing cold evening on my ZZR1100. I just come off the M1 onto the M25 heading towards Essex, when a Ford Granada passed me and slowed down. So i passed him doing about a ton.He then passed me and i passed him. This went on for a few miles when I noticed a set of blue lights behind us both and i thought its either the granada or me.....so with that i opened up and disappeared . i remember all the light poles feeling like they were joining up and looking down at the speedo reading 160MPH and thinking i better got off the motorway . Anyway after what seemed like the quickest trip on the M25 i pulled off the motorway and hid myself up while my Girlfriend who i forgot to mention beat the shite out of me for going too fast. I remember her banging me on the back but i was to busy trying to dodge cars that were dots one minute then on top of me the next. When i got home i remember laying in bed waiting for the knock on the door from the police. Luckily it never came

 

Yes i did, not that it needed it. They are quick anyway, but it just had to be done

So Thats two absolute tossers (ish)......But everyone knows that anyway..And Half Ton and smilinjack is 5MPH Short of being one......anyone else?

 

Ah, gone are the days when doing a Ton was the Business

 

You have a brain? .......what's it like....... I thought us absolute tossers were brainless or so I'm told

 

Sooo...... Half a ton is 80 Stone, you lost four Pounds. 14 Pounds in a stone,that makes you 79 stone and 10 pounds

keep up the good work mate another 5 stone and the Tyres might stay up