This made me laugh

Unfortunately I've had to pack in my watch making business. It was just ticking over for a while but I had to wind it up.

 

All-female crew, including pop star katy perry, are back on earth after reaching space.
Do you think they were having a laugh at the shape of this rocket for an all female crew ??

 

They were the feckless, fearless, females on a fast, flying funny phallus.

 

Vulture jokes... what a coincidence.

This was the gory scene on the side street by my house this morning. My daughter snapped it driving by. One less squirrel to raid the bird feeder.

Last summer a skunk was killed on the same road, but on the opposite side of the street. A female turkey vulture (we have black vultures too) decided to drag it all the way across the street onto my lawn to enjoy it. When she was done, I grabbed a shovel and went out to get the remains to bury behind my garage. I don't know if you've ever been really close to a dead skunk or worse, been sprayed, but up close and personal, the smell is overwhelming and will cause your stomach to flip! I just dug a hole right there and buried it on the spot, retching as I dug.

 

Funny but in a different way making it not funny I guess.

 

The glass was made in Germany, but installed in a building in Texas.