This made me laugh

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    Maybe it's just an American problem.

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    Excellent! This is a far better purpose than what they're marketed for. ;):joy:
     
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    Dirty Jonny's teacher tells him to spell Dictate and use the word in a sentence. D I C T A T E. "Teacher, come over here and see how my dictate!"
     
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    During the Covid lockdown,if you had family round on Christmas Day,police could force entry to your home and make them go home.Does anyone know if this service is still available, and if you have to book?[​IMG]
     
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    thanks for the reminder. Need to take a slash on her grave, not got around to it yet
     
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    The Florida Citrus Growers Association had their annual awards dinner last night.

    The oranges and tangerines were recognized, but the lemons were snubbed.

    They are bitter.
     
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    In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!
     
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    There are a number of other faces in this world that could also be on that cookie hog's head, I'm afraid. :(
     
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    There are indeed, Sandi, both politicians and their media cheerleaders. The tactic obviously works for them. Just a pity that so many people can't see what they are up to.
     
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