This made me laugh

My buddy refers to the stereotypical garb and accessories some bikers favor as "Pirate Chic."

 

Yep.

https://www.poundland.co.uk/

 

Umm

 

I remember when my youngest was little and walked in from the back yard and said, "Guess how old I'm going to be."

I played along. "How old, honey?"

She held up four fingers.

To this day, she won't tell us where she got them.

 

I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
"Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
I said, "My wife found out."