This made me laugh

Kind of like the person installing turn signals at the BMW factory.

 

Huw Edwards has learnt the hard way the first thing a paedo wipes after a wank is not his dick.

 

I'm glad I voted reform.

 

Fred Dibnah!
‘One mistake up here, and it's half a day out with the undertaker’!

 

the bastard got a serious dose of money from us courtesy of the BBC, another twisted, corrupt money laundering shower of scrotes

 

Thank you Thank you @David Cooper for making me laugh out loud so many times! It truly is a treat.

 

Along the same lines...

I remember when I introduced my future wife, Lori, to my mother.

Mom: "You could do better."
Me: "Mom! That's just plain rude!
Mom: "Shut up. I wasn't talking to you."