This made me laugh

There are sheep, then there are really dumb creatures..

 

And...

If you're being chased by a pack of circus performers, go for the juggler.

 

Does anyone know how Liz Truss’s first day at Microsoft is going?

 

A set of jumper cables walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "OK, but just one. I don't want you starting anything."

 

The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons makes me question the whole healthy lifestyle thing.

 

I have a superpower.

I can cut wood just by looking at it.

Really.

I saw it with my own two eyes.

 

Chicken farmers must keep accurate records on the bloodlines of their birds. If they don't, there can be problems.

Clearly, this one is in bread.