Bought a new TV today, absolute bargain! 50" HD LED for £10! The Add said works fine but volume stuck on full. Well......., "I couldn't turn it down".
I saw this ad on our site today. I thought, that IS clever! Have her stand by the scratch and you won't notice it!
Remember when Walkers did this.....you'll be lucky to find a f**king crisp inside a packet these days
Or at least a whole one! Seems like every bag of chips I buy has some intact at the top and the rest look like the bag was used in place of a ball at a soccer match. Is it me or do whole chips (or crisps) really taste better?
Being of a certain age I went to get my prostate checked out last week. Before doing anything, the Doc said "no need to be embarrassed, it's quite common to get an erection during the examination" I said I haven't got an erection, He said " no but I have"
We have the Ring camera system around our house. There's a community bulletin board type of thing where neighbors can post photos and videos of suspicious activity, wildlife, etc. that they pick up on their system. This morning a neighbor posted under the heading: "Dangerous animal!" "Coyote in the area! Watch your children and pets!" This is what she saw: Damned city slickers! Meanwhile, my camera caught this image of a cougar killing one of my chickens:
