This made me laugh

Bought a new TV today, absolute bargain! 50" HD LED for £10! The Add said works fine but volume stuck on full. Well......., "I couldn't turn it down".

 

I saw this ad on our site today. I thought, that IS clever! Have her stand by the scratch and you won't notice it!

 

We now go Live to the House of Commons, for an update.

 

Remember when Walkers did this.....you'll be lucky to find a f**king crisp inside a packet these days

 

Or at least a whole one!

Seems like every bag of chips I buy has some intact at the top and the rest look like the bag was used in place of a ball at a soccer match.

Is it me or do whole chips (or crisps) really taste better?

 

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop, bang-bang-bang, clip-clop-clip-clop...?

Amish drive-by.

 

What if they spit and not swallow?

 

Being of a certain age I went to get my prostate checked out last week. Before doing anything, the Doc said "no need to be embarrassed, it's quite common to get an erection during the examination" I said I haven't got an erection, He said " no but I have"

 

We have the Ring camera system around our house. There's a community bulletin board type of thing where neighbors can post photos and videos of suspicious activity, wildlife, etc. that they pick up on their system. This morning a neighbor posted under the heading:

"Dangerous animal!"
"Coyote in the area! Watch your children and pets!"

This is what she saw:



Damned city slickers!

Meanwhile, my camera caught this image of a cougar killing one of my chickens: