This made me laugh

Just to let everyone know. After much soul-searching we have decided not to send Christmas cards this year.
Including postage, we normally spend around $50 on cards each year and generally the cards just end up in the bin and subsequently in landfill. This is obviously a dreadful waste.
To counter this waste we have decided to take the $50 to Dan Murphys and swap it for Jack Daniels and beer, massively reducing our ability to give a shit what anyone else thinks!
We’re sure you'll support us in this utterly selfish act.
Happy Christmas .... from My house to yours

 

Hunt, on a ***t

 

I got into an argument with one of the characters, a witch, at Disney World. She shook her broom in my direction and put a curse on me.

Now I keep getting Disney spells.

 

As it was a nice day yesterday I went out for a little jaunt. I had to stop at a set of temporary traffic lights which was next to a field of sheep. I could hear singing and realised the sheep were singing carols. I don’t know what carols as the lights changed and I only heard a few bars….