This made me laugh

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  1. Fork Lock

    Fork Lock Crème de la Crème

    Observations on sex

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."

    Frank Sinatra

    "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
    George Burns

    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
    Jack Nicholson

    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
    Barbara Bush
    (Former US First Lady)

    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams

    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
    Robert De Niro

    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
    Dustin Hoffman

    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"
    Jerry Seinfeld

    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    Robin Williams

    "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
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    Joan Rivers

    Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
    Steve Martin

    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
    Bob Hope

    "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
    Oscar Wilde
     
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  2. Dave49

    Dave49 Elite Member

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    They obviously know it's a crap job...

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    I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

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    'Murica!

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    My daughter has a bearded dragon lizard.

    Thing got sick.

    It was a reptile dysfunction.
     
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  20. Wessa

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    Still have one of those in my tool box. Ideal for small close work with small drill bits.
     
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