This made me laugh

Wait...the U.S. Post Service is now handling mail in the U.K?

 

I phoned Heart FM today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
The presenter answered and said,
"Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
"That fantastic!" I called out in delight.
"Feel confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
"Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Cambridge University," I proudly replied,
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Harley Davidson launch and to be the first person ever to test ride the new bike, what is 2+2 ?"
“17”, I replied.

 

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The other two will be with the 10mm socket somewhere!

 

Me too.

 

Wait...the U.S. Postal Service is now handling mail in the U.K?

 

Or you're still so buzzed from last night that you put both contact lenses in the same eye.

A friend told me he did this.