What gets you goat?

Drivers on phones.
See it every day...

 

1. ALL OTHER CAR DRIVERS
2. LYCRA LOUTS
I exclude my self from 1, being firstly a biker thus knowing how car drivers can feck you up and secondly an IAM Driver.

 

Usually old people but drivers who come to a junction see you coming, panic, dither and then pull out in front of you

 

School kids !!! annoying !! loud !! Arrogant !!and bloody untouchable !! and worst of all they know it

 

Now I expected this from an older member, you surprise me littleade

 

The way littleade's been going lately nothing from him would surprise me.

 

Thruxton R owners!!!!!!!!

 

What gets on my goat...

(Big breath)
Florecent lycra clad - tree hugging - yoga prancing - mirrored glasses - yogurt drinking - vegie chomping cyclists who ride with a pretend shield of righteous and complain when it doesn't protect them from their own stupidity.
I am tired of waiting at the lights at the front of a queue with my tyre on the white line, then a cyclist pulls up in front of me and adjusts their back end so it is directly in line with me so I can't pull away when the light changes.
Not so bad with the younger female models, but when its a late 50s/60s fart whose idea of being in shape is 'round'...it ain't so plesent.

That and diesel on the road in the rain!!!

 

Politicians - any colour, party, whatever - all lieing, cheating, self serving bastids;
Bankers - ditto
Traders - ditto
Police Chief Constables - ditto
Local Authority Councillors - ditto

 

Ditto Big Lads list
PLUS
People who stop at a Give Way even though there's nothing on the road
Women drivers who are busy fixing their war paint while driving
Drivers who drive well below the speed limit
Drivers who use telepathy to tell you they intend to turn left or right
Women in supermarket or any shop who wander aimlessly while not looking at anything
Little brats who spoil everything for everyone else while mummy and daddy have a wonderful time
Parents of the above who get indignant when you complain about the behaviour of said brats
Jobs Worth's of any colour, creed, religion, political leaning, culture or race

 

All of the above - I mean from the start of the thread!
I will add - people who wear hats in cars. (think about it - never going to be a good driver if it's a baseball cap or a Panama!)

 

Vipers! Either smoke a fag or don't smoke.

Let's face it you have absolutely no idea what chemicals are in the viping liquide - except of course nicotine, one of the most addictive substances known to man.

 

Perfectly acceptable to smoke one whilst riding though old chap!

 

Steve Wright on radio 2 when he states going to the gym "when you've had a hard day in the office" as if the whole world works in a foooking office!

Do good'ers stopping the traffic with me directly behind letting traffic out in front when the foooking traffic being let out are totally oblivious!

 

Another one...people who drive to the park to excersize the kids and dogs...when they live round the corner!

 

Missing the tacho when it goes over a magic number..10,000 or 12,345 miles
(I recently missed 30,000)

 

"Grumpy Old Buggers" mate that's what we are. I think I'll make a telly program about it.