This made me laugh

My ad on Craigslist:

This holster came with a Walther P38, a WWII bring back that I bought from an old vet who lived across the street. It appears to be period correct. Stitching is intact, no cracking. It is in fair to good condition. I have since sold the pistol. $100 cash. Call or text Harry.

Craigs list respondent: "I am interested in the holster. Are you the original owner?"

My answer: I am not the original owner. The original owner was a German soldier."

 

Putin must be quaking in his boots.
Russia has just been disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest!

 

Just when you think you've heard it all.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...d-AA-battery-penis-forced-seek-treatment.html

 

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"The man had no history of mental illness, they added." I'd say that has changed.

A "D" cell would have been more impressive.

The burning sensation came as a shock to him.

Lucky he didn't get a "terminal" illness.

Guess he thought he'd get a charge out of it.

Hope he's learned his lesson. Maybe he'll go solar now.

 

Having suffered a cystoscopy under our wonderful NHS I can fully appreciate just how utterly mad this individual must be!

 

Not really posting this as a joke, as what's happening in Ukraine is no joke, but how true is this

 

Just trying to work out what the positives and negatives are of this. I wonder what his current thinking is.

 

I posted a link to an interview a few months ago. It was Putin talking about the west being weakened by wokeness. And he is dead right!

 

How?

 

Yes I remembered reading that post somewhere, I'd forgotten that it was here.

 

Maybe I should have added, in my opinion. But anyway here it is, and whatever Putin may be, I do largely agree with what he says here.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/swaraj...western-civilisation-is-one-step-from-falling
Maybe move this over to the land grab thread.

 

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My youngest daughter once swallowed a couple pennies.

We couldn't say she had no cents.

 

My young nephew swallowed some Lego
He was shitting bricks

 

FFS…

 

'No, I asked for a clock battery'!

 

I’ve dealt with equally as bad, you won’t believe some of the crap that comes in the doors of a hospital