This made me laugh

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We had new neighbors move in last summer. They are a family from the former Soviet Socialist Republic of Turdikstan. Yes, my new neighbors are Turds. Husband, wife and two little Turds. I like to think I'm pretty tolerant, but I don't know if I want my granddaughter playing with little turds. I have a pool. Am I unneighborly if I don't invite them over for a swim? Do I want Turds in my pool? What if the wife brings over a plate of brownies, Just accept them and throw them out later? If more move in, should I sell my house? I don't want to live in a neighborhood with Turds all over the place.
Am I worrying too much about this shit?

 

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A touch aspirational methinks…


https://www.autotrader.co.uk/bike-details/202201091165321

 

Far more than a touch, I'd say.

 

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Reckon his partner doesn't like bikes so he told her he would put it up for sale

 

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And objects in the mirrors are smaller than they may appear.

 

Need to careful which way those mirrors are angled