We had new neighbors move in last summer. They are a family from the former Soviet Socialist Republic of Turdikstan. Yes, my new neighbors are Turds. Husband, wife and two little Turds. I like to think I'm pretty tolerant, but I don't know if I want my granddaughter playing with little turds. I have a pool. Am I unneighborly if I don't invite them over for a swim? Do I want Turds in my pool? What if the wife brings over a plate of brownies, Just accept them and throw them out later? If more move in, should I sell my house? I don't want to live in a neighborhood with Turds all over the place. Am I worrying too much about this shit?
