Stolen!!!

Cunts!

 

Is that yours mate? Feckin' c*nts!

 

oh no.......
Wankers.

 

Neuking Cnuts.

 

Interesting conjugation!

 

Stolen in Sheffield?

It will have been melted down and made into fashionable table wear by now…

Criminals are gits. They get an unduly lenient time these days from the Judicial process. Poor sausages - they had a hard upbringing and are disadvantaged. They’re the real victim here. Bollocks.

The true victim of the crime should get to chose the punishment. Some criminals will be forgiven anything, others would regret the day they were born.

 

A suggestion...

 

Can't imagine how angered, frustrated and sad you must feel. It's not about the item, necessarily, it's the god darn cheek of it all and also the smack in the face that you know full well nothing will come of it...

When I feel particularly like giving myself palpations I sometimes watch YouTube videos of thieves stealing stationary bikes or even bike-jackers...

I genuinely feel that one of the issues we face as a society is the bizarre breakdown in any real, sincere expectation that a)you'd ever get your item back, or b) that anyone would ever see any sort of justice - even if they were caught.

I sincerely think that a turning point is coming and someone is gonna really lose their rag when they come across some scroat cutting a lock and something really serious is going to happen...with dire consequences.

Someone's going to get badly hurt, or worse...and I don't mean the victim whose had an it stolen. And,.even worse the thing that will outrage us all, won't be that some scroat has been hospitalised or worse....it'll be the fact that someone has taken the law in to their own hands and has had their life ruined by imprisonment or something...all because "the law" wouldn't act...and it's that person I already feel sorry for.

 

A very pretty bike. It they catch the clowns I suggest a colonoscopy with a bike chain.

 

I’m dyslexic too. It’s spelt CUNT.

Hope this helps.

CB

 

Sorry, but they are bloodless castrators... that’s simply not good enough! If you must make their testicles none functioning, they should be surgically removed...
In 1mm slices...
Without anaesthetic...
Over a few days...

 

Sorry to hear of your misfortune @Pegscraper , I hope it’s recovered with minimal damage! Or insurance is generous.

 

Sorry for you Pegscraper. I hope the bike will be found without damages.

 

Remember farmer Tony Martin, from Norfolk?

 

Yes I do he was a whinging whinning tw*t, but I can't fault the justice he handed out.

 

I remember him too.

 

Sorry to hear your bike has been taken @Pegscraper . There is no worse feeling then when you realise it has gone. As has been said hope you get it back without any damage or the insurance company see you right..

 

Incase of use...

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/19707009.man-travels-romania-find-stolen-bike/