This made me laugh

Just been to B&Q with my wife and she got a ladder in her tights…

She's an amazing shoplifter.

 

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6. Guns.
7. Glory.
8. Whiskey.
9. Women.
10. Beer.

And not necessarily in that order.

 

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Hedwig and the angry inch?

 

Fiddler on the roof

 

FFS movie trailers were dull in those days.

On the basis of that clip, I can’t imagine anyone got all excited in anticipation of the release and premier night of that movie…

They need some refined cinematography, dynamic soundtrack music, car chases, explosions or gratuitous violence/sex (or both) to improve it.

 

Now we are into November, I’ve put up a marquee in my garden with flashing lights and funky music.

Is this the winter of my disco tent?

 

I can’t find my “Gone in 60 seconds” DVD.

It was here a minute ago.

 

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Jesus Christ that is some terrible acting.

 

I have that mug....