This made me laugh

Its a wallaby.

 

I was going to say I can’t, I’m beaten but they beat me to it.

I just can’t think of a funny yolk.

Edit: Damn @Ducatitotriumph got there first with that one too. Rotten egg.

 

No, it's difficult. You can't just whisk them up from nowhere.

 

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It’s got excellent headlights, bright high beams.

 

So you could say you have got egg on your face

Tucker

 

That makes me think of the (thankfully passing) fad of college students seeing how many of them could be stuffed into a Volkswagen Bug back in the 1950's. Not that I saw it in person w-a-y back then. My parents told me about it.

 

You're a shell of your former self, Cy. They'll be carton you off soon.

 

When I left school and started working my dream was to be able to retire to a small island
Well after 44yrs of back breaking graft, working long hours, 6 sometimes 7 days a week
My savings and pension pot have finally enabled me to bring my dream to fruition

 

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Hand them their jacmets.

 

It looks as if 'groan' might be an understatement in this case. More of a howl perhaps...

 

Not wishing to get party political on here - I know that members of this forum will have widely varying political views - but this parliamentary exchange is too good not to share. We so miss Dennis Skinner in parliament...