Toad Whisperer!

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  1. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

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    Just rolled the bike out of the shed for a startup to see if all is OK as it hasn't been out for a while due to my recent treatment, Shut it down and noticed that the front tire needed some air so connected up the small compressor i have for that job so i am standing waiting for the pressure to come up when a movement in the grass gets my attention.

    Its only a big old Toad making a b-line for the compressor at quite a rate for a Toad all i can think of is that it must have been making a certain sound that Mr Toad thought was one of his female counterparts and was after a quick one....as soon as i turned the compressor off Mr Toad just stopped and looked a bit baffled....would have got a pic but by the time i got back with my phone he had gone........will have to try a repeat and see if he comes back for more.:D
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  2. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    If he had plugged himself into the compressor, he might have croaked!
     
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  3. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    It must be really lonely and desolate where you live. :p:D
     
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  4. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    Coffee plus keyboard moment. :)

    Aye, it's just ribbiting.
     
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  5. Thripster

    Thripster Elite Member

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    Is it fitted with a Toad alarm?
     
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  6. Big Sandy

    Big Sandy WOOF! WOOF!

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    Fuck off you nosy cunt
    It left cos it was toad away?
     
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  7. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    I’d have to admit I am phibian if I find this funny!
     
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  8. Foxy1

    Foxy1 Crème de la Crème

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    pissin misen here!!!
     
  9. Tricky-Dicky

    Tricky-Dicky Crème de la Crème

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    One things for sure....you all suck at Toad jokes.:p:p
     
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