This made me laugh

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I love that momentary look of “Does he like my special talent?”
Yes darling, it’s awesome!!!
“Tee hee hee!”

well that’s how it’s playing out in my mind!!!

 

Im surprised she's still got her teeth. She has opened about 40 bottles since I've been watching her

 

Roast round 2

 

But the most savage...

 

The major one being, of course, that nobody likes a narcissist! But being what they are, they can't see that anyway.

I'm friends with a few narcissists. At least then, when I'm not around, I know they aren't talking about me!



Did you hear about the narcissistic sociopath?

After a lot of hard work and a change in perspective, the doctor agreed he was just a sexy genius.

 

Narcissist - i had one of those at work and he Also had a Napoleon complex and was vice president. He came screaming into my office to put his project first, i informed him the working people only ones that actually makes the company money come first and to get in line. He came totally unglued, got toe to toe and he threatened to ruin my life, he was gone by noon. That was 4-5 years ago, an engineer battle vs management, not recommend but i got a standing ovation from staff. The really funny part is he had to sit on the curb until his wife came and got him.

 

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Ffs Timmy if you find your own joke funny on this thread doesn’t mean you have to post it again
We could be here for a life time

 

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Sometimes surgeons are thieves.

 

I saw a gin martini up with a twist. Is that what everyone else saw??