This made me laugh

"Tootel the horn trumpet"

 

A man is sitting in a saloon in Paso Robles, California and was far from home when Donald Trump came on TV. The man looked at the TV and said "Trump is a horse's ass".

Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking him off his bar stool, then stomps out.

The man got back up, rubbed his cheek and ordered another beer. Shortly after, Melania Trump appears on the TV. The man looked at the TV and said "She's a horse's ass too!"

Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.

The man gets back up and looks at the bartender "I take it this is Trump country?"

"Nope, replies the bartender "Horse country"

 

She wouldn’t now... The Authorities would have her incarcerated for not being supportive of the lad/lass’ self assignment.

One of my kids thought he was a cat for one year! Made birthday/Christmas presents easy - a catnip toy mouse and some worming tablets.

Edit: came down this morning to find this... It looks like the silly bugger has reverted to identifying as a cat and been out catching mice again!

 

I saw these socks on a woman on Fremont Street at Las Vegas Bike Fest last weekend. For some strange reason, they made me think of @Ron Ashurst. I have no idea why!

 

I must admit as soon as I saw them I thought of me old mate Ron

 

Yep, like my high school English teacher told me, sentence structure (in this case phrase structure) really does matter.

 

Still laugh at “help Uncle Jack off the horse”

 

Look what my wife recorded for me !!!


Bollox, just clicked on it, it's a nursery !!!

 

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