Caption Competition

Westlife have let themselves go!

 

Mary had a little bike she rode it back to front, every time the wheel went round ....

 

The five trimesters of of northern male pregnant beer production .... !

 

The five trimesters of of northern male pregnant beer production .... !

Round & round the wheel went , until her fanny bent ... Then it all came crashing down , until track was bent.

 

It’s fun how the tallest is the slimmest and the smallest in height is the fattest

I’ll bet the guy with the fattest waist measurement is more that his height measurement

 

Uncle Tez cuts a fine figure of a man

 

While your comment is very appreciated Tiglet, I would however suggest you book an immediate appointment at the optician's

As for DD - I can lose weight, you cant do owt with your mush.

 

Well if that Jez can tell porky pies then so can I

Note: My reference to porky has nothing to do with your shape Uncle Tez

 

There ya gan You've got Dilligaf agreeing now, not sure if he mean's DD's mush though

 

That took some thought Dilli

 

Ok I cant be late so must go but in explanation,- I wouldn't normally tell you wor lass was at the bingo as she had a free ticket but she is, and has just texted me to say SHE'S WON 500 QUID So cant be late picking her up, yes that's correct - I'm fat and easily bought

 

Brilliant!

 

Phew, glad you said that DD as I had already put the next photo up of Mary on her bike!

 

Darwin’s chart gets a much needed update

 

Man’s best friend, we’ll see about that.

 

Now where is that contact lens

 

A rare photo of the elusive Australian elephant

 

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Ohhhh ahhhh I knew that horn was placed in the correct location on the bars and extra large was definitely the way to go.