This made me laugh

I've no reason to doubt Pete and it sounds like what you state SprintDave is correct.

The funny part was he didn't need viagra but it was because somebody else had had an accident on his bike!!!
Don't ask.

 

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Yes there would be a slight chance if he had Low Erectile Dysfunction and was possibly undergoing treatment but highly unlikely and less than 1 in 1000 even then, whereas the urban myth of having a boner for a week seems to happen to 999 in a thousand!

 

The swelling may reduce enough for you to be able to see to type after a week but your broken fingers will still be very painful on the keyboard Jez.

 

A guy walks into his local brothel and asks at the front desk if they have a large black lady on the books, he was told that they did and to make his way down the corridor to room 7, he gets there and taps on the door, it is opened by indeed a large black last of about 22 stone, she ushers him into the room and closes the door, "what can I do to please you honey" she asks, the guy wants her to strip naked and lay on the bed with her legs wide open, she happily obliges and he stands and looks at her for five minutes, thanks her and walks out of the room, by the time he gets back to the front desk to pay the girl asks if there had been a problem, "no, not at all" he says, " I've just bought a black leather sofa and wanted to see what it might look like with pink cushions"

 

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