Why Everyone Hates The English?

Nationality.......now what do you mean by nationality......or ethnicity?

I was being deliberately provocative because much of this is about self identification on a par with transgender issues.

What gender are you?

 

Stewart Lee about his Scottish background. Braveheart and all that.

 

Hadrian didn't build the wall high enough.

 

Don't start with genders, last time I looked men had a penis and girls a vagina.

 

Chromosomes don’t lie.......the brain might....

 

So true.

 

You should of upgraded your tyres, before the GMU not after.

 

So DD is half French then, must be the good half

 

êtes-vous sûr

 

OK was just checking you didn't speak French or anything

 

Why does everyone hate the English ?...
Because we can..
Next.

 

You can go off people you know.I do have feelings

 

I am developing an aversion to French refs......

 

There are 12 English refs for every Scottish one This naturally leads to a bias.

 

Oh here we go! He’s only there because he was the only one that nearly qualified and so to keep up with quotas he was allowed in. They would allow more in but they are crediting the Scots with a bit of pride!

 

Thankyou for speaking our language

 

In pickup soccer games we Yanks always choose Brits first. Not only skilled but clever bstrds on set pieces and generally a hoot on the pitch: "Crack it, lad!" However, NOT ONCE did they ever buy a round after a match. Like I said, clever. Like Brexit, always trying to beat the check. (duck)

 

Well......I'm from the US and I don't hate the British. I just can't understand you're language. speaking as we do in the "colonies" would be much easier. (for me).