This made me laugh

haahaahaa ...

 

I love her reaction.

 

Damn near crying

 

Bit of a weird one this... I'll let you decide if you wanna follow it up... there's a dude who suffers severe Tourette's, but his way to stick two fingers up to the disease is to sing. At one point, he realised how funny it could be if watched by other people and so video'd it and posted it to YouTube.
I first saw it years ago as he sang Respect by Erasure, I nearly died laughing... but at the same time, he quite positively made the point of how debilitating his condition is.
I think he deserves HUGE kudos for putting the vids out there (I think some are removed now, maybe copyright issues) just try to ensure you click onto his videos and not any of the hanger on types, trying to make money out of someone else!
Search for Karaoke Tourette's on youtube, its disturbing, and funny, and poignant at the same time.
If you think it may upset you, don't look.

 

Man, you are right: he deserves all the Kudos...
Since I don't like Lionel Richie, I klicked on the next offer and got Lady in Red. And I am serious: it made me laugh and cry at the same time.
Yes that's possible. And I can tell you: It is a truly weird feeling...

(Ja ja ja...
I liked Chris de Bourgh when I was 12 and when he still wrote proper lyrics, like Spanish Train, or Crusader... )

 

i hope @Bikerman didn't bump into this when he was at sturgis

 

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their
situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. 'Well,
Sister, this looks pretty grim.'

'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two.'

'I agree,' says the Father. 'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?'

'Anything, Father.'

'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours.'

'Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty..


'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?' She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.

'Father, could I ask something of you?'

'Yes, Sister?'

'I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?'

'I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe.

'Oh Father, may I touch it?'

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can
give life.'

'Is that true Father?'

'Yes, it is, Sister.'

'Oh Father, that's wonderful... stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here!'

 

Four nuns are going up to heaven. St. Peter meets them at the Pearly gates and says:
'Because your nuns I can skip alot of the paperwork only
I have to ask you all something":

" Have you ever touched a man's penis"?

The first nun replies: "Only once, and just with the tip of my finger".

St. Peter replies: "Very well then. Dip your finger in the holy water and go on into heaven".

He asks the second nun the same question, and she replies:

"Just once....with.. um... the palm of my hand".

"Wash your hand in the holy water and go on into heaven".

Just then the fourth nun barges in front of the third nun.

"Please wait your turn" says St.Peter.

The fourth nun angrily replies:

"I am not gargling with that water once she's washed her arse in it"!

 

Donkey doesn't look too bothered

 

In the Mail this morning, story about what kids write for home work.
Boy (Guy): Do you like Bon Jovi?
Girl: No thanks, I don't eat Italian food!

I thought it was funny any way.

 

Great way to remember the decades

 

That means my face is stuck in the 80s - I can put up with that.


And you can all take your minds out of the gutter!

 

A penguin is driving through the country on a hot day, when his car breaks down. He gets towed to a country mechanic, who says give me two hours and I'll have a look at it for you. So the penguin goes for a walk around the little town, and stops to buy an ice cream, because it's so hot. He wanders back to the mechanic, who says "it looks like you've blown a seal!" And the penguin says "No, it's fucken ice cream, I swear!"

 

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?''

The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.''

But the pope persists, ''Please?''

The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.''

So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and goes around 100 mph in a 45 zone. A policeman notices and pulls him over. The cop walks up and asks the pope to roll down the window. Startled and surprised, the young officer asks the pope to wait a minute. He goes back to his patrol car and radios the chief.

Cop: ''Chief, I have a problem.''
Chief: ''What sort of problem?''

Cop: ''Well, you see, I pulled over this guy for driving way over the speed limit but it's someone really important.''

Chief: ''Important like the mayor?''

Cop: ''No, no, much more important than that.''

Chief: ''Important like the governor?''

Cop: ''Wayyyyyy more important than that.''

Chief: ''Like the president?''

Cop: ''More.''

Chief: ''Who's more important than the president?''

Cop: ''I don't know, but he's got the pope DRIVING for him!''