BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

Bollox, who you trying to kid? Your waiting for term time to get it done by the snivvellers during detention! No pics no proof!

 

Hi have not been on forum for a few weeks as have been working away. So good to get home and get out on my wee bonnie. Just on forum looking for a good bike show to go to this weekend hopefully with an autojumble to spend me money. Seen there was a show at Wigton on the 29th

 

More than 10 times the population and only 3 times the goals, you must be disappointed DD, a well never mind obviously out classed.

 

But that would just make you appear to be of a normal height Ade!
Hardly intimidating

 

Still can't see over his screen!

 

HA HA Brilliant fight scene

 

Thats the wrong bloo&y one excuse me

 

You reckon ?????????????

 

No we won't you'll never be gone
As to the other you're right but pee taking b's

 

I'm not sure about the others Ade, but I will miss the banter generated as a result of you being on the forum and riding your B*W. Don't go mate, show them that you can take it!
Wessa

 

Good man, keep showing that stiff upper lip.....................

 

Bugger! I'd cracked the champagne

 

Like everything else then Ade: flaccid!!

 

Perhaps nursey should get him something from that well known drug company Pifzer .....

 

Or he could join the american military they get said drug for free......
Wessa

 

No, they just announced no transgenders

 

I've got a question regarding Dilligaf's non-starting Speedmaster.....

I've read most of the post 2017 GMU and am I correct in thinking that said forum member's bike was 'knobbled' due to him exhibiting drink fuelled late night / early morning anti-social behaviour by firing up his cocktail shaker fitted Speedmaster and revving the nuts off it (much to the dismay of anyone within a 20 mile radius) ?????? .....

 

No! How could you imply that? Some very trusted and respected members were present and would never allow anyone's bike to be knobbled, it was the barny straw bale fairies