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  1. crispey

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    #61 crispey, Jul 10, 2017
    That's called beastiality over here! :confounded: didnt realise dogs were the Irish sheep!
     
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  2. Havit

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    #62 Havit, Jul 10, 2017
    Down shep:eek:
     
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  3. Havit

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    #63 Havit, Jul 10, 2017
    A dog licence is cheaper than a marriage licence.
     
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  4. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    #64 Tiglet, Jul 11, 2017
    I don't know about dog licences Wayne,,,,,,but I think a few on here may need to be micro chipped before the GMU in case they get lost :eek:;):):)
     
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  5. Havit

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    #65 Havit, Jul 11, 2017
    Yes , we do have a tendency to pick up a few waifs and strays ;)
     
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  6. Oldyam

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    #66 Oldyam, Jul 11, 2017
    And much easier to cancel :cool::cool::D:D
     
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  7. Tal

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    #67 Tal, Jul 11, 2017
    Got invited in for coffee and i gave the dog a bone but it's not like that on the TV etc etc etc.
     
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  8. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    #68 Tiglet, Jul 11, 2017
    Quess you'd give em a bit of squeeze Tal ;)

    Got invited in for coffee and I gave the dog a bone
    She likes to go to discos etc etc
     
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  9. Tal

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    #69 Tal, Jul 11, 2017
    Yup [​IMG]
     
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  10. Havit

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    #70 Havit, Jul 11, 2017
    Fair play Jez, Thats where a got the double meaning from ;)
     
  11. Hydrophobic Membrane

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    #71 Hydrophobic Membrane, Jul 12, 2017
    I'm not sure I do anymore and BJs are gonna give me nightmares for the rest of my life...

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  12. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    #72 steve lovatt, Jul 12, 2017
    .. but she's never on her own. :cool:
     
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  13. Hydrophobic Membrane

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    #73 Hydrophobic Membrane, Jul 12, 2017
    therockchick wants to date but nothing serious :confused::(



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  14. Hydrophobic Membrane

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    #74 Hydrophobic Membrane, Jul 12, 2017
    Both look like geezers to me!!
     
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    #75 Hydrophobic Membrane, Jul 12, 2017
    "Nothing serious" + Profession: Business Women = bring wallet and condoms
     
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  16. jezzasnr

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    #76 jezzasnr, Jul 13, 2017
    Oh it ain't so bad...

    I signed up with Tinder around Jan '16. Had a few matches. Had a few chats. Went on a few dates. Had a bit of fun. Nothing terrible, but nothing amazing either.

    And then I matched with a lady that was fairly local to me, unusual as I was travelling quite a bit at the time. We swapped messages. all good.

    23rd May 2016 we met at a pub on the coast and got on like a house on fire.

    26th May 2017... we were married!

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  17. Havit

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    #77 Havit, Jul 13, 2017
    is that her Dad in the picture behind you ?
     
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  18. Havit

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    #78 Havit, Jul 13, 2017
    Is the one on the right called Gloria by any chance....:worried:
     
  19. Havit

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    #79 Havit, Jul 13, 2017
    Get the feck off Badoo I did warn you !!!!
     
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  20. Havit

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    #80 Havit, Jul 13, 2017
    Feck ......she could eat an apple through a letterbox:confused:
     
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