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  1. Havit

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    Is it true that single girls are like parking spaces........ all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are disabled :D
     
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  2. Hydrophobic Membrane

    Hydrophobic Membrane Active Member

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    Or Mother and kids!
     
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  3. Havit

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    So is there a second meet?
     
  4. Hydrophobic Membrane

    Hydrophobic Membrane Active Member

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    Not sure. Afterwards, she sent me a message which read: 'It was lovely to meet you. Thanks'. She hasn't been on-line since.

    Time will tell. I'm generally optimistic if, after 48 hours, there's no Police involvement :D
     
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  5. Havit

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    Oh well , watch this space ah , you never know :blush:
     
  6. Hydrophobic Membrane

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    This is true.

    I've never been the least bit paternal and my memory is not quite what it used to be, so I was glad to have watched this prior to heading out yesterday:

     
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  7. Sprinter

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    Brave man
     
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  8. Samuel F

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    Oooh man I know your pain. I have been single a while now.
    The meat market is a crude one.
    Almost a year now and no birds on the horizon....
    A few dates, mostly crazies, single moms or plain weird.
    Some nice gals out there, but no wife material... hahaha
    ( I am especially difficult to be honest, better happy alone than in a weird couple hahahaha :D :D :D )
     
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  9. Dougie D

    Dougie D Crème de la Crème

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    How about getting yourself a dog (no pun intended!) where i am i meet loads of female doggie walkers and they are always wanting to chat..If you have a dog and are always taking it out long walks in their eyes you must be a good guy;)
     
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  10. Hydrophobic Membrane

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    You're right.

    Man + dog = good guy
    Man + no dog = potential rapist

    I would...if I didn't have 2 cats :worried:
     
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  11. Samuel F

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    Because of my job, I would have no time to care for it. But man, I sure do look forward to the day i'll be able to get a dog.
     
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  12. steve lovatt

    steve lovatt Something else

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    Been there and done that!
    Took a while but met someone almost 6 years ago now and couldn't be happier (after all it was she who encouraged me to get a Bonneville!)
    Agree with Wayne, pay for a reputable site (I used Match.com) and put the hours in! Write a good profile (or get someone else to do it) and take time to compose emails which show that you have read her profile!
    It's a waste of time if you don't do this - a bit of work here will bring the results.
     
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  13. Samuel F

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    90% of the job is making sure you stand out of the billions of creeps on those websites... I signed out and paid for 6 months of match.com ... Did not work hahha. ( Yet ! )
     
  14. crispey

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    Yeah that's unfortunate!!
    Man with no dog= rapist
    Man with dog= No threat
    Man with 2 cats = gay= Soul mate:p
    Only joking, I've got 2 cats!! Oh! Hmmm?!
     
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  15. Samuel F

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    Man with Puppy :
    Woman Magnet.

    C'mon. You know it's true...
     
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  16. Hydrophobic Membrane

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    I have a cunning plan...
     
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  17. Samuel F

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    A cunning Stunt ?
     
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  18. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Oh! oh! I'm heading for the hills
     
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  19. Tiglet

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    What do you want a women for HM when you've got 2 pussies to play with :grinning::grinning:;)
     
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  20. Havit

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    And you can give the dog a bone :p
     
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