Featured Speedmaster Bye Bye Nudger

Took NUDGER up to Newcastle Triumph today and handed him over for adoption
Hopefully he’ll go to a good home
Had tears in my eyes when I left him

 

I'm sorry for your loss....

 

Bless you, I feel for your parting of an trusted friend and companion









Now feckin man up & have JD while looking through the Rocket 3 brochures!

 

Rocket lll tow bar time

 

Dilligaf.
Parting is such sweet sorrow. Nudger will forgive you. Do make sure you go to visit him from time to time.
Regards
Joe.

 

Nudger will NEVER forgive him

 

Wow chaps you think not. That was some relationship.
Regards
Joe.

 

Ron.
That's a special Can't surely be that bad.
Regards
Joe.

 

You utter utter bastard, he’s done nothing other than serve you through rain and shine and you drop him off to those farking geordy torturers

some fat prick like me will be bumming him before the week is out, but thats okay cos you’ve a new love, fickle Dilli, fickle

 

Sadly it’s the latter @Scampey was filmed and banged up for 6 months, to his delight he was put to work in the prison garage, the rest is history, all I can say is they had to drag him out of gaol

 

Shhh... you said you wouldnt tell anyone..... its the only reason i got a scrambler... those pipes are just at the right height......

 

Dozer Dad.
Well that takes the prize plonker. Wonder if the ped will be discounted now.
Regards
Joe.

 

Oh dear the GMU is gonna get messy

 

I'm getting excited already..... all thoese different pipes.... and sheep..... i wont know what hole to fill first.....

BAAAA BRUM BRUM BAAAAA !!

 

Nursey Scampey needs his meds quickly. Dozers Dads fault.
Regards
Joe.

 

So when’s R3tard going to arrive?

 

Thanks a feckin' lot, DD! Now I"m crying in my whiskey (in honor of Dilli though it's not JD) and feeling all sad and guilty for all the moto- babies that wondered at Mama leaving them orphaned and forlorn and abandoned on the showroom floor, or worse, in the service area.

"Dumped in a home for unloved bikes less than 2 months before Christmas". Wahhhh!

 

Blimey mate - how long are you going to be bike-less for?

 

My R3R is due for delivery on the 9th December
I put NUDGER into the adoption centre early so that I can have a good clear out of my garage and if I can get it painted and maybe some more electric sockets installed as at the moment I only have one
Asked at Newcastle Triumph about the display model that’s doing the rounds and they’re not on the list to get it
Also asked about demo bikes and was told that they won’t be available until March as Triumph are doing customers Rocket’s first
So that means that the first time I see one will probably be the day I pick mine up

 

I‘d rather think @Scampey needs his Wellies. And quick...