Went out for a ride today to replenish essential beer supplies from the local town, Castle Douglas. In the main street I genuinely saw a man who looked exactly like Dominic Cummings: high forehead, receding hair and dark glasses. Even had a wife and child with him. Could it have been him? Is he at it again now he has a free pass from his pal Boris? Have you seen him anywhere? Report your sightings here!
Saw this guy in Helmsley yesterday throwing folk off the scent by wearing two lots of specs well lets face it that Dominic is a four eyed c~nt. plus this guys forehead was so high it continued all the way down to the back of his neck. Whadda ya all reckon ?
Cummings?? The bugger is sat in my garden, said he was allowed to travel. Something about needing to re-test his eyesight.
