Rant of the day

Not just MCE, they all operate like that, bunch of cnuts the lot of them !!!

 

Yes and Yes. These services are. A Privilege, Not A Right.

 

Richard Osman - I hate him, I really can't put my finger on it, but I feckin hate that tall speccy twat.
Every programme he is on, I just can't enjoy. Watching Insert Name Here, and every time he speaks I want to jab a pencil in his face.
Series 2 of Taskmaster was unwatchable because of that total nob.

 

Did they specify what the 33% was off? Deep crust, topping or both?? It's the small print DD,

 

On Google Maps, when you drag the wee guy onto your route, why does he always face the wrong way ?????

Gogggle maps knows which way your going, so why face the other way!!!


Only really applies if you use google maps a lot to plan bike routes & rides, like me.

 

The Google man is living his life in retrospective .

 

Ex-plod, what else do you expect!!
I cant stand him either or that 'pointless' in - all - sense -of - the -word prat with him!
Ferret faced git!!

 

I have had it with the lying, progressive media telling us what is true and real. I used to joke I was voting from the roof top with a high powered rifle and that was my voting machine. Feck that - moved on to stockpiling timber, rope, stainless steel plates and baskets. I fancy building a few guillotines and erecting them on the Capitol Mall lawn in Washington, DC and in NYC outside the big news media outlets. Time to take out the trash. Fecking Congress constantly bickering, they all hate Trump, peoples work needs done and these career sods do nothing but collect a check. Asshat protestor crybabies bitching about immigration, gay rights (told one of those fruits that the LGBT was my favorite sandwich - lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato, LOL). Thought the poor little snowflake was going to burst into flames and melt. The chocolate Jesus that just left office promised hope and change. What we got was rough fecked financially, overloaded with illegals and a more divided country than ever before. I know you all across the pond are dealing with similar shite. I appreciate the opportunity to vent internationally. You are not alone my brothers in the wind. Anyone got a blueprint for a guillotine? Laughing in the face of adversity....time for a ride!

 

Instructions for the 1872 model

 

This one looks more simple than yours, not so many parts.

 

Bloody mobile phone companies, Tuesday signed up with Plus-net, sim arrived yesterday, should have been switched on yesterday afternoon, then mid night, then 11 o/c this morning, still not on so phoned them again to be told tomorrow, (probably) so cancelled!
Did they go to the Asgard school of customer satisfaction as well?
Ordered a GiffGaff sim, arriving tomorrow, go on line and switch it on, what could be more simple?
Was with them before 2 years ago, now my contract with T Mobile is ending I wanted a better deal, had no prob's with GiffGaff so I'll go back, only tried Plus-net as I was thinking of going with them for internet too, but they cant get a bleedin' phone contract right so I cant trust them with that!!

 

My internet is with Plus Net...perfectly fine for me and our families high usage.
In the process of moving eveyone in my family to GiffGaff, £5 per month for the most basic package which is more than we need.

I stopped in the cyclists safe space box at some traffic lights this morning, cyclist pulls up and yells at me for parking in his protected space...I said "Sorry, I need a hug too" he promptly cycled off through the red light....I chuckled

 

Giff Gaff were a bit un-reliable a few years back when they were new at the game , most problems were down to o2, but seem to be pretty reliable now, and as good a coverage as Vodafone.
I only need the basic, 125 minutes is plenty for me, not a clue on how to use the net on a phone and to be honest not interested either!
A couple of texts a month and that's it, more for any emergencies to be honest.

 

Opening up the triumph forum and finding there are 25 unread posts, well actually it's my wife's rant. Don't understand why!!

 

One of the many great things about solitary biking is that It is easy to totally ignore phones.
Takes you back to simpler times when people weren't constantly sending nonsense texts, on tinternet or farting in your face going up escalators. Hasn't your phone got a little fan to redirect the fart ?

 

What kind of prices we talking then ? Go on , give us a laugh!

 

Rant!
As if it's not bad enough with cameras and 30 mph restrictions, why do some twats then drive at a maximum 25mph ?
Does my head in!

 

BLOODY HELL !!!! Shan't be doing that any time soon then