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  1. Tiglet

    Tiglet Vintage Member

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    A women is as old as she looks before breakfast :eek:
     
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  2. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    Those fleas that f***ed my ankles must not have been rabbit fleas then!
    Good to know!
     
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  3. Sprinter

    Sprinter Kinigit

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    the square hippopotumus is a quale of the sun of the sqire of those 2 other slides ( if you cant eat them)
     
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  4. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    Was that Pythongoras?
     
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  5. MickEng

    MickEng Noble Member

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    It's just a theory!
     
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  6. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    I love the Greek! They are so...
    ...inevitable!
     
  7. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    If your house is not durable, try toothpaste!
     
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  8. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    As my best mate always says: 'Dssssaaaaa...'
    (By the way: How did you know???)
     
  9. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    This I learned from Professor Tumblerdraw! ;)
     
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  10. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    I don't LIKE that at all...
    Now I have to send all my friends back home and behave.:(
    Is it the DVD underneath the Union Jack, next to the Motörhead-Beermug in front of the rack where I keep my whip-collection?

    And was that LITTLE Ade's idea?
     
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  11. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    :D:D:D:D ...with all the ABBA figurines... :D:D:D
     
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  12. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    #32 Winglad, Feb 2, 2017
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    But you knew that RIGHT??? Or didn't you :confused::confused::confused:
    SHIT :oops:

    I hereby promise to set them all up on e-bay before Kielder!
    Maybe I can swap them for one of those excilarating Take That Best Off Collections...!!??
     
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  13. MrOrange

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    Toothpaste is great.
    If you cut bathroom lino short, put toothpaste in the gap, makes a great filler(ex-floorlayer).
    Also toothpaste makes a good bluetack replacement, will hold posters up and once set holds like shit to a blanket.
    Also can be used as to remove scratches , like t-cut.
     
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  14. MrOrange

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    NO! :oops:
     
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  15. MrOrange

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    Danny John joules (the cat) after ego in red dwarf was dwayne dibley, his character in death in paradise is also Dwayne!!!! :D
     
  16. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    #36 Winglad, Feb 2, 2017
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    OK Jez. Since this thread is called "good to know" here are my top 5 (eat them or beat them):

    Pink Floyd (I saw 'The Wall' in Dortmund!)
    Joe Bonamassa
    Damien Rice
    Noah Gundersen
    Hubert von Goisern (should you not know him: he would detest any kind of Eurovision Contest; as I do)

    Oh and yes, I loike your new word :)

    Cheers!
     
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  17. Winglad

    Winglad Crème de la Crème

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    What stereotypes? Should you see him, shoot him.
    (My parents definetely think, I am weird, but they never would trade me in for such a jerk.)

    The good news is: There are more like me over here! ;)

    (Oh and after some thinking I changed David for Noah, but I like both!)
     
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  18. Rich Bryce

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    #38 Rich Bryce, Feb 2, 2017
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    My headmaster at Corby Grammar (Mr Kemp aka Biscuit) left to become headmaster at Gordonstoun. Prince Charles left cuz Corby's reputation preceded Biscuit.
     
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  19. andypandy

    andypandy Crème de la Crème

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    If you put all the people from north-west Spain onto a ferry and sailed them out of the harbour you would have put all your Basques in one exit.
     
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  20. Rich Bryce

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    The Taser was invented by Jack Cover, a NASA scientist, who named it after his teenage fictional hero, Tom Swift, using the title of the 10th volume in the series, 'Tom [A] Swift and His Electric Rifle; or, Daring Adventures in Elephant Land'.
     
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