This made me laugh

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  1. Havit

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    “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” I yelled at my wife. “You’ve reversed the car over my motorbike!”



    “It’s your own fault,” she said. “You’re the one that left it in the shed.”
     
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    Yesterday I got stuck behind a young girl riding a horse. No matter what I did, I just couldn’t get past her. I was tooting my horn, and hanging out the window yelling at her. She still wouldn’t let me past.



    There was a guy on a motorcycle behind me and he was waving too.

    I was getting so wound up and frustrated. “It’s people like you that cause accidents!” I shouted.

    Eventually, I just couldn’t take any more so I looked around to make sure the coast was clear…

    … and then I jumped off the carousel.
     
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    "As a funeral director, I take every chance I get to tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.
    Because if there was ever a zombie apocalypse, it would be fucking hilarious!!"
     
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    What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

    The queue for the Jeremy Kyle show!
     
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
    street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
     
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  8. Sceptic Al

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    My daughter sent me this,
    Hey U.jpg
     
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  10. TEZ 217

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    That's worth the read Mr O, lol
     
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  11. Paul1988

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    Yesterday I got stopped by the police. When the officer approached my window he said to me "papers?"
    I replied "scissors, I win!!" And sped off.
     
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  12. MickEng

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    "Do you mind blowing in this bag sir"
    "Why, are your chips too hot?"
     
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  13. MickEng

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    Wonder what your sat-nav would make of that ?
     
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  14. capt

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    It probably was ! It was getting its revenge for the last 30 yes in captivity ! Liftings its foot was I remembered you you shit head look where you got ME !

    Cheers capt.
     
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  15. capt

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    It might have read better if they put "U" in front of R 1 it would then read U R 1 dude "poor excuse" ???

    Cheers capt.
     
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  16. Havit

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    Donald Trump said he is building a wall on the Mexican boarder which is handy as the Mexicans are shiting bricks
     
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  17. MickEng

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    Labour only charges then!
     
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  19. Dougie D

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    couldn't help myself clicking on next to see more of the crazy ideaso_O some really weird ones:eek:
     
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