This made me laugh

More because he seems to live in a fairytale world an we keep shooting him down

 

Ah, happy days.
We had an ex member of the SS for Games/PE. He was a dead shot with a cricket ball travelling at warp factor snot if he saw you with your hands in your pockets when playing cricket games periods.
Got my own back on him one day when we were doing some rugby training, he spent a fair few minutes trying to breathe and not to puke after me proving that two objects can't occupy the same place at the same time eg, my shoulder and his groin which collided when I tackled him a bit low(ish) on purpose.
PS. Forgot to mention I played under 16's for a local RU club at the time and was taught 'proper rules' about how to innocently take a man out.

 

Are you certain it's yours and not Mrs O's

 

https://www.facebook.com/TheWallOfComedy/videos/991623184277490/

sorry to those not on the Facebook, couln't get it to work any other way

 

BS 1948,

The big V doesn't go OFF, well in your dungarees maybe ! But not as a consumable ! So might still be of use ! The prescribe it to the opposite sex too now supposed to increase libidos sex drive and response !!!

Might be useful ??

 

Thought you might throw it in the punch bowl @ a key party. Stand well back watch the punch drive all wild ??

 

Not me, copied off GS forum!!!

 

How do you spot a blind guy on a nudist Beach?


It's not hard

 

You are crossing a line here, Wayne!

...the tie is not sitting straight!!!

 

Admit it: for a split second, you thought, I was being serious