This made me laugh

Then why are there so many odd ones on here ?

 

If it comes down to ratings it's
Just as well I don't ride a BMW then Ah

 

You never met the wife Ade

 

Its ok im sucking diesel Ade , I mean my wife......shes as loud as my bike

 

came in work this morning to this joke,

My brother got a new microphone last year, I told him i wanted "ONE TWO"

Somethings telling me todays going to be a bad day

 

This took me a minute, but i got it

 

• A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had a ban.
• Officer: does this vehicle belong to you.
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's details in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the owner who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, officer. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his Sargent. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the sargent approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Sargent: Right Sunshine, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
•Sargent : Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Sargent: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sure, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Sargent: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Sargent: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 

• A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
• She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
• The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
• The biker asks: "Do you have a motorcycle?"
• The little old lady replies: "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Triumph in the driveway.
• The biker asks: "Do you drink?"
• The little old lady replies: "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
• The biker asks: "Do you smoke?"
• The lady replies: "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day. I'm shooting pool."
• Very impressed the biker asks: "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
• The old lady thinks for a minute and says: Nope, ... but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."