This made me laugh

Sadly IT IS VERY TRUE

 

Interesting name for an aircon company

 

Is it that good?

 

Ever wondered why hurricanes are named after women, well, they're wet and wild when they come and when they leave they take the house and all your other possessions with them.

 

I didn't need to see that to know I'm not pure

 

This was planned to be 'Strictly Come Dancing' new logo, then they changed their minds ??????

 

DIRTY, DIRTY, DIRTY.

 

Your beardy avatar is in an amusing place too !!!!

 

If I've kept it in the shed, so know it's there, can it be classified as a barn find? I'll look surprised when I open the door! I've always wanted one!?!

 

Well, this made me laugh, like something out a movie - For those of you that have seen Groundhog Day this would be remarkabley similar to a scene in that film

Groundog Day scene

BBCNews - man steals $1.6m from a security van in NY - the video is worth the watch

 

Genuine barn find of 8 Brough Superiors in Dorset shown on Now TV 'Auction'
one of them fetched £295,000 completely unrestored.

 

How about this for a laugh https://ultimatemotorcycling.com/2016/10/20/2017-triumph-bonneville-bobber-first-look-10-fast-facts/ They're going to be flogging that lemon with an optional accessory of HEATED GRIPS!!!
Haven't they cottoned on, the kind of customers the marketing people are targeting are highly unlikely to venture out on their hipstermobile to their favorite independent coffee shop on anything but a sunny day. Heated grips on that are going to be about as much use as a handlebar mounted branded ashtray (which I'm only surprised they haven't offered in an 'inspiration' package).

 

Distinctive parts: 'The fork gaiters'
I am fitting some to my Bonnie this weekend to get rid of those nasty looking (my opinion only) plastic stone protectors.

 

Plus 1 on the plastic stone protectors on any bike. Gaiters don't look cool and spoil the lines of most modern bikes tho. Got em on my old girl.

Love the 2 manuals above. Very funny but so f***in true. Very clever.

 

Is their sister publication "Chav chariot monthly" still available?!

 

Mary texts husband on a cold winter morning:
"Windows frozen."
Paddy texts back:
"Pour some luke-warm water over and wipe it dry."
Mary texts back:
"Computer totally fucked now."