This made me laugh

If I got the chance to name any road/street then I would call all it "Skin Road" just so I could laugh at the people at number 4

 

I know I have road rage problem when my 6 year old son shouts out "choose a f**king lane you dick wad" whilst sat in the trolley at the supermarket!

 

My girlfriend thinks I don't pay her enough attention during sex and that I`m easily distracted.

Oh well, I better get back to it I suppose.

 

So, I was on world of triumph website looking at fork spacers for my Thruxton , as you do! Down the bottom of the page it says"
Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought these.." I scrolled down ,interested...... triumph tiger xrx £10,200!!

 

Laugh out loud moments as Shadetree Surgeon critiques the blobber. If you're a check shirt wearing bearded hipster type, you might want to look the other way.
Delboy gets in on the comments section too with valid observations.

 

...........shagtree Surgeon critics the Bobber, the people who ride it, the people who designed and built it, the friends of the people who buy it etc etc.

Total waste of space to me.

 

The yanks exported 'Hipster' as a style concept

 

you gotta take it in hand Wayne

 

Probably using heated gloves

 

This is true, when I rented a house for a temporary period on Whalsay Island (Shetland) there's an area called Sodam, I couldn't resist, I had to make up a name plate for the house... 'SODAM HALL'.
Got a letter from the land lord saying the council had complained to him, would I take it down please?
Some people have no sense of humour!

 

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SCOTTISH GIRL

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away....
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The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table....
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The third man married a girl from Scotland . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

 

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere" my boss told me.

"Well it got me to the International sarcasm finals in Edinburgh in 2005" I replied.

"Really?" he asked.

"No" I said.