Spot the difference...

True, but they need to be reasonably big for the perfect soapy tit wank

 

need something to play wit other that a pair of fried eggs :wink:

 

I believe if you venture a bit further down there is a Sushi bar :wink:

 

I really wouldnt want chrispy to give me a titwank soapy or not! (Unless I could keep my eyes shut)

 

Or a badly packed kebab

 

He used duct tape over my eyes and to be fair it was OK!

 

i must be popular on here eh Bry , at least it didnt take long with your clitorus .......oh that was another thread

 

That's the other forum were on, mate!

 

Surely that should be "we`re" or "we are" ? Just asking x

 

BOTH just sayin

 

My fucking keyboard is playing up!

 

Yeah, that old chestnut :wink:

 

Fck of ou wnkr! :wink:

 

Charming!
You are obviously the typical comedian, likes to be the funny one but is offended when you are the subject. Just saying

 

I put a smiley there - to show I'm not offended. That's how this forum stuff works, you'll learn when you get a bike 'n' stuff.

I ouldn't say I was a typical comedian -I've never messed about with kids. Just sayin'... :wink:

 

Learn to spell you thick cunt! Just suggesting x :wink: