Rant of the day

I was out eating Chinese, but now it's FECKIN ☓ - factor!!!!
Just as FECKIN bad

I hate this Saturday pleb TV.

 

There's nothing new!

Agree with DD, early rounds are just victorian freak shows, laughing at the retards. And this is entertaining?

 

Because it is the message the tory government want deliver to the plebian masses. Whilst you worry about a couple of million ripped off the benefits system, you leave their pals alone who are dodging taxes to the tune of billions!!!

The media is owned by the by the chums of the private school bum boys that run the UK from Westminster.
Old school ties still in charge of the UK.

 

Here's what annoyed me today - A trip out on the Trumpet to see the Flying Scotsman in Shropshire. A fiver to get into the farm overlooking the Victoria bridge (fairy muff - the farm owner laid on toilets and organised the parking, and our farmers deserve to be supported), everyone gets into a good position for the photo opportunity, basically in a big horseshoe so we don't get in each others shots - then this knob whips out his camera and walks in front of everyone.....

 

Bloody BMW riders!!

 

Twat suit - yes.
BMW bike - much as I'd expect him to be on a GS, surprisingly he wasn't - it was a bile green Kawasaki, which kind of went against the grain a bit.

 

Why is it that when I put something down especially in my garage someone bloody moves it

This afternoon I was inspecting some old RD pistons that I had stored in a plastic container, I removed the lid and put it down next to the container.
When I went to put the lid back on the container it wasn't where I'd put it.
Someone had put it on the seat of my RD400 which was at the other end of my garage

This is happening on a regular basis and if I find out who's moving my gear I'll chop their f*<#'n hands off

Dave.

 

If I find this polster guy or señor moment their in for it moving my gear around with out asking

Dave.

 

I think chopping the second one off could be difficult
Andy

 

Yes Ade, but other than that, was Tomo's post accurate ?

 

Passwords!!

Don’t you just hate it when you’ve forgotten a password and you have to make up another…sorry you have used that one before…. sorry you have used that one before too!! sorry password must include a capital letter and a number ..the sooner they invent a computer that only needs your fingerprint for all passwords the better

 

this to me is over done, I always think what a waste of a good bike
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-s...235511?hash=item28210daa37:g:UxkAAOSwHoFXugM2

 

It is, but if its the only way of motorcycling if for some reason you cant hold a bike up any more.

 

Only weird people eat the toffee
Ones

 

You know I was going to say..... unless you perhaps need an extra wheel.. then A1

 

We only had a Morris 1000 Van #fondmemories

 

Minor and Down on their luck celebs, try to rejuvanate their careers

 

Worcestershire, Shropshire, they're both nice counties, it just happens I was on the way to Bridgnorth, which IS in Shropshire and got confused. I rest my case m'lud! The indisputable fact remains textile man was a knob of the first order (the only thing that would have made him more annoying would have been if he was wearing one of those 'polite' hi-viz jackets).

 

"Only weird people eat the toffee Ones" Guess I am weird then, or don`t you have the teeth to chew anymore crispey?