Rant of the day

Stop sending me cheques for 4 cents. I'm never going to cash them.

 

Cyclists

Jump red lights
Get angry if you are in their 'safe space' even if perfectly legally
Think they have absolute privilage over all over road users
Turn accross the road without indicating or looking to see if it is safe
Cut up inside lorries when they are turning left and then blame seems to be apportioned to the lorry driver for not magically avoiding them
Think they have a shield of roghteousness...but it won't protect them from their own stupidity

 

Got up early off nights to wait for my new exhaust to be delivered. Hurray it's here opened box it's for the wrong bike
Andy

 

Double Bugger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cyclists, please do not involve me in your suicide attempt.

 

It seems I now have to wait in on Tuesday for collection and then have to wait in again when they deliver the correct ones. So if you are waiting for a delivery of an arrows pipe for a triumph 800xc I've got it...but sadly you've got mine
Andy.

 

"Do you want to make that large?"..........



"and with fries?"

 

I know exactly where you're coming from Wayne, spent many 'happy' years putting up with such sheite in Muslim countries and now the fekkin' oxygen thieves are rushing about trying to turn the rest of the world to their warped ideas

 

I`ve been a cyclist (well Mountain bikes) for 20 odd years and I can say hand on heart a lot of cyclists are cunts.

 

I love mountain biking as well, but i put my bike in a van as it's too dangerous to ride it on the roads.

 

Always fancied riding in a van.

 

Lol, its the jumps that really hurt

 

I BLOODY FECKIN HATE STRICTLY COME DANCING.
FECKIN so called 'celebs' poncing around, getting paid a large chunk of my our licence fee, boils my piss

 

Normally I escape, but got family stopping over, so have to pretend to be social.

Still on my phone, on the forum!!!

Thank god for smartphones and WiFi.

 

Thank feck it's gone off! Gogglebox on now. It's shite, but bearable.